Dad?

Yes, Ben?

Does this mean we won't be getting Christmas presents this year from Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman?

Oh, blow it out of your ass, Ben!

Okay, nobody is blowing anything out of their ass. What we are having is a little problem, and it doesn't mean your father and I don't love your Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman, what it means is that we're having some emotions.

What it means, what it means is that I would like to blow Uncle Roman out of my ass, that's what it means!

I don't want to hear anything else about anyone blowing anything out of their ass!

You might as well blow the whole family out of your ass while you're at it, Dad!

Do you understand what's going on here, son? Do you know what your mother and I are trying to say?

Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt-heads, right?
Chet and Connie (in unison): Exactly!