Miss McFadden, today I begin rehearsals for my first New York play. It will be the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. For I have meditated. I am relaxed. I am calm. I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated, and therefore you are a pain in the ass.
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during a rehearsal of Richard III in which his director has made him play the title character as a flamboyant homosexual Elliot Garfield What is it about you that makes a man with a hundred forty-seven I.Q. feel like a dribbling idiot? Elliot Garfield You know I liked you from the first time I met you when you answered the door. I said to myself, "This is the best half-a-face I ever saw!"
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