“My careereth is over. I am making a horseth asseth of myselfeth....” – Elliot Garfield, The Goodbye Girl ... Movie Quotes Database

My careereth is over. I am making a horseth asseth of myselfeth. Mark, I'm begging you. I'm BEGGING you. You want this kind of performance? Let me play Lady Anne.
during a rehearsal of Richard III in which his director has made him play the title character as a flamboyant homosexual

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