That's Marty Lee Drywitz. He's impeccably clean. This man has cleaning products shipped in from Wisconsin. He's also one of your roommates, so if I were you, I'd think about suicide.
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Edward Garlick My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.
Edward Garlick It zoomed right by, just the way they say it does. Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds from my dad's dichondra plants, arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage. Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.
Edward Garlick Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to do comedy. It's not in your blood.
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