Customer
(motioning to Ed)
Excuse me! Look, I ordered one Good Burger with nothing on it!
Ed
That's what I gave you.
Customer
No, you gave me a bun. Just a bun. Look there's no meat in here.
Ed
But you said you wanted nothing on it.
Customer
Yes, but I expected a meat patty!
Ed
Dude, a meat patty is something. You said nothing. Fizz, is a meat patty something or nothing?
Fizz
Uh, something?
Customer
All right, that rips it! I am reporting your name to the manager!
Ed
The manager already knows my name.
Customer
Oh, I'll see you in Hell.
Ed
Okay, see ya there!
