Megan

I'm pregnant.

Tom

Congratulations

Megan

I thought you should know.

Tom

You thought I should know?

Megan

There's a chance it could be yours.

Tom

Then get an abortion. [pause] Or, if it's Scott's, do whatever you want. But, if it's not, then get rid of it.

Megan

You can be as involved as you want.

Tom

You're a shitty nanny. What makes you think you're gonna be a good mother?

Megan

Why did you bring me there in the first place?

Tom

Because I thought it would be fun to have you both around.

Megan

I played your game so you could **** me in between Evie's playdates.

Tom

I don't need another kid. Certainly not with you.

Megan

I took care of your kid to be near you! You **** Anna 'cause you couldn't **** Rachel anymore, and you **** me 'cause you couldn't **** Anna. Take us all away and you're just a pathetic, impotent man. You're not gonna get rid of me. You're gonna pay for this child for the rest of your life.