What the hell is wrong with you?

What? I was just joking around with the customers. It's my schtick.

Well, lose it. And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes? Didn't you get training about upsizing?

Yeah, but I feel really weird. It's pretty sleazy.

It's not optional! [leaves her]

[rolls her eyes]

Jesus.

[A customer comes up to the counter]

Hi. Can I get a medium 7 Up?

Medium? Why, sir, do you not know that for a mere 25 cents more, you could purchase a large beverage? And you know, I'm only telling you this because we're such good friends. Medium is really only for suckers who don't know the concept of value.