Nermal
Why would he do a thing like that?
Garfield
Gee, I don't know, Nermal.
Nermal
It just seems like a weird thing to do, bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.
Garfield
Can we drop it? I mean, it's no BIG deal. It's just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.
Nermal
A bug?
Garfield
A dimwitted, smelly, goofy, splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.

