Full Metal Jacket quotes

61 total quotes

Animal Mother
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Marching Cadences
Multiple Characters
Private Joker

View Quote Sergeant Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much. [laughs] Ain't war hell?

View Quote Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only **** the ones that cough.

View Quote What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention, when you were a child?!

View Quote Private Cowboy: [after the recruits have administered a "blanket party" on Private Pyle] Remember, its just a bad dream, fat boy.

View Quote Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime.
Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: Because I'm so ****ing good!

View Quote Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

View Quote Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.

View Quote Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!

View Quote [jokingly] A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

View Quote T.H.E. Rock: You're going home now.
Crazy Earl: Semper fi.
Donlon: We're mean marines, sir.
Private Eightball: Go easy, bros.
Animal Mother: Better you than me.

View Quote Were you born a fat slimy s****bag, puke piece of shit, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?

View Quote [being interviewed] What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war? We should win it.

View Quote Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong g**ks.

View Quote Hey Doc, where's the sniper? Doc, where's the sniper?

View Quote **** you Cowboy, **** all of you assholes!