Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Tonight... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman Oh, that's right, Private Pyle... don't make any **** effort to get to the top of the **** obstacle! If God wanted you up there, He would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?