Hey, I was thinking of getting some lunch. Do you know a place?

Are you asking me out?

Well, I... I'm not asking you out. I'm asking you to show me a restaurant.

I mean I'm the only friend you have in New York. You don't want to complicate that!

I know! I'm not asking you out.

I mean, sure. We'd have fun, roll around. Get into some erotic humiliation fantasy...

Erotic fan...? Could you just lower...

... which would blow up in our faces, end badly. And we'd never speak to each other again!

I'm not **** asking you out! I swear to God!

Okay. You don't like me like that. You don't have to be so mean about it.

I'm sorry. I didn't... I...

[Jamie starts laughing]

God, you're such a girl. Come on, it's my treat.