Officer Dorf

What you been smoking, boy?

Jack

Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.

Officer Dorf

You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?

Ned

Does he mean what I think he means?

Officer Dorf

Hey, don't get smart!

Ned

Me? I'm as dumb as they come.