Ned If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Rocky road.
Played by Mark Nelson 
Friday the 13th (1980) · 24 quotes
Friday the 13th (1980) · 24 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Friday the 13th (1980): in 5 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Officer Dorf (3), Marcie (2)
Scenes with Ned
5 scenes Ned 
What you been smoking, boy?
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Ned Does he mean what I think he means?
Hey, don't get smart!
Ned Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
Ned (doing a rain-dance wearing a stereotypical Native American headdress on)
I'm just kidding around, officer.
Can it, Cochise.
Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Ned (acting silly with the stereotypical Native American gear on)
Well, there's no crazy people around here!
I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
Ned Either that or it's got a very short clone.
Well, at least we know what's for dinner.
