Friday the 13th (1980) · 24 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Friday the 13th (1980): in 4 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: Ned (3)
You kids keep your noses clean. Understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here.
Officer Dorf What you been smoking, boy?
Smoke? Don't smoke! Causes cancer.
Officer Dorf You know what I mean! What, you just get off a spaceship or something? Come on, Colombian gold, man. Hash, grass, the weed, dig it?
Does he mean what I think he means?
Officer Dorf Hey, don't get smart!
Me? I'm as dumb as they come.
I'm just kidding around, officer.
Officer Dorf Can it, Cochise.
Officer Dorf Looking for someone. Guy named Ralph. Town crazy.
Well, there's no crazy people around here!
Officer Dorf I told you to sit on it, Tonto. Now, I got word that Ralph was out here, spouting his Gospel.
This guy, Ralph, is he dangerous or anything?
Officer Dorf Every time that loony gets drunk, he gets his "calling." Then I spend the morning in court, and he gets a week in jail.
