You broke up with "B.J. Betty"?

Jimmy

So to speak. And would you lay off her? She's alright!

I'll say she's alright. That girl wanted to be treated right! You should have treated her right!

Jimmy

I did! I treated her right! I treated her right, that's what's driving me so crazy. I mean first she would tell me to call because she had something else she needed to do. Then she wouldn't even take my calls! I mean, can you figure that? What the hell happened?

Let me put this into the old computer.

Jimmy

No, Ted, I'm serious about this.

Hey, the computer didn't lie. [Imitates using a computer, pauses, then smiles]

Jimmy

What?

It says... it says you're dead.

Jimmy

What? Dead?

Lousy, you know. [limps his wrist] A moron.

Jimmy

Oh! Don't hold back on me, Doc, give it to me straight!

I did not say it; the computer did!

Jimmy

Yeah, well there is no computer!

Aha! And there's no Betty, either.

Jimmy

And I'm dead?

Like I said, the computer don't lie.

Jimmy

Man, I'm beat...