“I don't think he knows I even exist, so stupid thinkin' about him...” – Harry, Freaky Friday ... Movie Quotes Database

Harry: I don't think he knows I even exist, so stupid thinkin' about him, but I can't help it. Jake! Ooooh! Jake!
Anna: GET OUTTA MY ROOOOM!!! [Anna chases the boys from her room] OUT! [Realizes her door is missing] Oh! My... My... Ah!
Ryan: She saw it. [Anna shrieks again off-screen]
Grandpa: I'm gonna check out those Lakers.
Ryan: I'm with you.
Anna: Mom! Mom, did you see what happened to my doo--? [sees Tess sitting at the table with her arms crossed]
Tess: I spoke to your principal.
Anna: What?!
Tess: Just now, on the phone.
Anna: Where's my door?
Tess: Privacy is a privilege, Anna.
Anna: Where's my door, Mom?
Tess: Your door will be returned to you, Anna, if or when you can explain--
Anna: I need my door. You give me the door, or I will kill myself!
Harry: [to Tess] Oh! Can I watch?
Tess: Harry!
Anna: SHUT UP!!! [Boys run away]
Tess: I think we can dispense with the drama. And maybe you can just calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today.
Anna: Okay, I went to detention. But that was only because Stacey Hinkhouse kept hitting me on the head with a volleyball!
Tess: Now, when is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end?
Anna: Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak! And you'd know that if you'd paid like a speck of attention while door is gone and it’s all your fault!
Tess: Anna?!
Anna: What?!
Tess: I think you know I pay attention, Anna. Enough to know that you got an F in English today.
Anna: Well, Mr. Bates is out to get me.
Tess: Oh, him too?
Anna: Yeah. You know, he just looks for ways to torture me. Like the one time Jake even spoke to me, he totally...
Tess: Who's Jake?
Anna: He's just... nobody.
Tess: You say I'm not interested, Anna. I'm interested. Try me.
Anna: Okay, he's just this really amazing guy, Mom.
Tess: Where'd you meet him?
Anna: Detention, but...
Tess: [Laughing] That's promising.
Anna: See? Do you see? Why do I even bother telling you anything?
Ryan: Okay, who's up for Chinese?
Anna: [Screaming] YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!! I'M MOVING OUT AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!?
Pei-Pei: Hello, how are you?
Tess: Hello, Pei-Pei.
Pei-Pei: Anna, Harry, you're so big now. What happened? Are you happy for your mommy?
Anna: About what?
Pei-Pei: Oh. [laughs] She's such a joker. Who's catering? Chinese food good luck.
Tess: It's all planned already.
Pei-Pei: Okay, how about me?
Ryan: Anna, I preordered the Peking Duck.
Anna: Joy.
Ryan: Well, I know that's your favorite.
Anna: Whatever.
Tess: The wedding is in two days.
Pei-Pei: Think about it. See you soon. Happy dining.
Ryan: Anna, your door is underneath the back stairs.
Anna: Like I didn't figure that out.
Grandpa: Stop groveling, man. Let her come to you.
Ryan: She'd come with a hatchet. I think I'll go check on that duck.
Tess: Anna, do you really think that your surliness is the best way for you to get what you want?
Anna: I'm sorry, Mom. I really have been stressing in school, and I deserved every single one of those trips to detention. And I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom. I'll really, really try.
Tess: All right, what do you want?
Anna: To go to this really important audition tomorrow that we can never have again at the House of Blues.
Tess: An audition, that's great. Tomorrow? You mean after the rehearsal dinner?
Anna: Well, during.
Tess: "During". You mean as "instead of"?
Anna: Technically?
Tess: Anna, I need to talk to you right now.
Anna: I think I'm gonna pass on that.
Tess: Now! Anna, I am going to make one final attempt to understand what goes on in your head.
Anna: Don't treat me like your patients.
Tess: What?
Anna: All calm and reasonable. Let's talk about it. I really want to understand.
Tess: I really do want to understand, Anna!
Hostess: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Pei-Pei: Oh, Mama, stay out of it, please. Mama.
Anna: Okay, fine. They're gonna pick one local band to play at Wango Tango. We were lucky to make this cut. Seriously, it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Mom. Please. Why can't I just go? Please.
Tess: And what I hear is that my special night means absolutely nothing to you.
Anna: I don't even have to ask if my band means anything to you. It's totally clear to us that you guys think we're all noise.
Harry: Look, I'm a walrus!
Tess: I do not!
Anna: Do too!
Tess: Anna, I let you practice in the garage. Anna, stop.
Anna: What?
Tess: Let's talk about what this is really about, okay? This is about your dad, isn't it?
Anna: Mom, stop shrinking me. It's not about Dad. It's about the audition! You're ruining my life!
Tess: Enough with the drama. Anna, high school is not that hard.
Anna: You couldn't last one day in my high school.
Tess: I could, and I would do it without getting a detention.
Anna: I'm sorry that I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect!
Tess: Perfect? You think my life is perfect?
Anna: Oh, I know your life is perfect. Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend, perfect patients who worship the ground you walk on.
Tess: You need a serious and bracing reality check if you think my life is perfect!
Anna: You can cut me some slack just this once, Mom.
Tess: I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna. But you are not going to the audition.
Anna: Yes, I am!
Tess: No, you're not!
Anna: Why not?
Tess: Because I said so!
Hostess: Cookie?
Tess: Um... this isn't really a good time.
Hostess: Now a good time. [speaking Chinese]
Tess: Okay, okay! Thank you. Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life is not gonna be focused on you.
Anna: Yeah, it's all about Ryan now, isn't it?
Tess: Anna!
Anna: Get away!
Tess: Honey!

Harry : I don't think he knows I even exist, so stupid thinkin' about him, but I can't help it. Jake! Ooooh! Jake! Anna : GET OUTTA MY ROOOOM!!! [Anna chases the boys from her room] OUT! [Realizes her door is missing] Oh! My... My... Ah! Ryan : She saw it. [Anna shrieks again off-screen] Grandpa : I'm gonna check out those Lakers. Ryan : I'm with you. Anna : Mom! Mom, did you see what happened to my doo--? [sees Tess sitting at the table with her arms crossed] Tess : I spoke to your principal. Anna : What?! Tess : Just now, on the phone. Anna : Where's my door? Tess : Privacy is a privilege, Anna. Anna : Where's my door, Mom? Tess : Your door will be returned to you, Anna, if or when you can explain-- Anna : I need my door. You give me the door, or I will kill myself! Harry : [to Tess] Oh! Can I watch? Tess : Harry! Anna : SHUT UP!!! [Boys run away] Tess : I think we can dispense with the drama. And maybe you can just calmly explain to me why you were in detention twice today. Anna : Okay, I went to detention. But that was only because Stacey Hinkhouse kept hitting me on the head with a volleyball! Tess : Now, when is this conflict with Stacey Hinkhouse going to end? Anna : Never, because she's an insane, psycho freak! And you'd know that if you'd paid like a speck of attention while door is gone and it’s all your fault! Tess : Anna?! Anna : What?! Tess : I think you know I pay attention, Anna. Enough to know that you got an F in English today. Anna : Well, Mr. Bates is out to get me. Tess : Oh, him too? Anna : Yeah. You know, he just looks for ways to torture me. Like the one time Jake even spoke to me, he totally... Tess : Who's Jake? Anna : He's just... nobody. Tess : You say I'm not interested, Anna. I'm interested. Try me. Anna : Okay, he's just this really amazing guy, Mom. Tess : Where'd you meet him? Anna : Detention, but... Tess : [Laughing] That's promising. Anna : See? Do you see? Why do I even bother telling you anything? Ryan : Okay, who's up for Chinese? Anna : [Screaming] YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!! I'M MOVING OUT AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!? Pei-Pei : Hello, how are you? Tess : Hello, Pei-Pei. Pei-Pei : Anna, Harry, you're so big now. What happened? Are you happy for your mommy? Anna : About what? Pei-Pei : Oh. [laughs] She's such a joker. Who's catering? Chinese food good luck. Tess : It's all planned already. Pei-Pei : Okay, how about me? Ryan : Anna, I preordered the Peking Duck. Anna : Joy. Ryan : Well, I know that's your favorite. Anna : Whatever. Tess : The wedding is in two days. Pei-Pei : Think about it. See you soon. Happy dining. Ryan : Anna, your door is underneath the back stairs. Anna : Like I didn't figure that out. Grandpa : Stop groveling, man. Let her come to you. Ryan : She'd come with a hatchet. I think I'll go check on that duck. Tess : Anna, do you really think that your surliness is the best way for you to get what you want? Anna : I'm sorry, Mom. I really have been stressing in school, and I deserved every single one of those trips to detention. And I'm gonna apologize to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'll try and do better, Mom. I'll really, really try. Tess : All right, what do you want? Anna : To go to this really important audition tomorrow that we can never have again at the House of Blues. Tess : An audition, that's great. Tomorrow? You mean after the rehearsal dinner? Anna : Well, during. Tess : "During". You mean as "instead of"? Anna : Technically? Tess : Anna, I need to talk to you right now. Anna : I think I'm gonna pass on that. Tess : Now! Anna, I am going to make one final attempt to understand what goes on in your head. Anna : Don't treat me like your patients. Tess : What? Anna : All calm and reasonable. Let's talk about it. I really want to understand. Tess : I really do want to understand, Anna! Hostess : Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pei-Pei : Oh, Mama, stay out of it, please. Mama. Anna : Okay, fine. They're gonna pick one local band to play at Wango Tango. We were lucky to make this cut. Seriously, it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Mom. Please. Why can't I just go? Please. Tess : And what I hear is that my special night means absolutely nothing to you. Anna : I don't even have to ask if my band means anything to you. It's totally clear to us that you guys think we're all noise. Harry : Look, I'm a walrus! Tess : I do not! Anna : Do too! Tess : Anna, I let you practice in the garage. Anna, stop. Anna : What? Tess : Let's talk about what this is really about, okay? This is about your dad, isn't it? Anna : Mom, stop shrinking me. It's not about Dad. It's about the audition! You're ruining my life! Tess : Enough with the drama. Anna, high school is not that hard. Anna : You couldn't last one day in my high school. Tess : I could, and I would do it without getting a detention. Anna : I'm sorry that I'm the one thing in your life that isn't perfect! Tess : Perfect? You think my life is perfect? Anna : Oh, I know your life is perfect. Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend, perfect patients who worship the ground you walk on. Tess : You need a serious and bracing reality check if you think my life is perfect! Anna : You can cut me some slack just this once, Mom. Tess : I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna. But you are not going to the audition. Anna : Yes, I am! Tess : No, you're not! Anna : Why not? Tess : Because I said so! Hostess : Cookie? Tess : Um... this isn't really a good time. Hostess : Now a good time. [speaking Chinese] Tess : Okay, okay! Thank you. Anna, for one day, the entirety of our life is not gonna be focused on you. Anna : Yeah, it's all about Ryan now, isn't it? Tess : Anna! Anna : Get away! Tess : Honey!