A character in The Founder (2016)

Dick McDonald quotes from The Founder (2016)

Nick Offerman

Scenes with Dick McDonald

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Dick McDonald

I just have to ask you one thing. Something I've never understood.

Ray Kroc

All right.

Dick McDonald

That day we met, when we gave you the tour...

Ray Kroc

Uh-huh. What about it?

Dick McDonald

We showed you everything. The whole system, all our secrets. We were an open book. So why didn't you just-

Ray Kroc

Steal it? Just, grab your ideas and run off start my own business using all those ideas of yours. It- it would have failed.

Dick McDonald

How do you know?

Ray Kroc

Am I the only one who got the kitchen tour? You must have invited lots of people back there, huh?

Dick McDonald

And?

Ray Kroc

How many of them succeeded?

Dick McDonald

Lots of people started restaurants.

Ray Kroc

As big as McDonald's?

Dick McDonald

Of course not.

Ray Kroc

No one ever has and no one ever will because they all lacked that one thing, that makes McDonald's special.

Dick McDonald

Which is?

Ray Kroc

Even you don't know what it is.

Dick McDonald

Enlighten me.

Ray Kroc

It's not just the system, Dick. It's the name. That glorious name, "McDonald's". It could be... anything you want it to be. It's limitless, it's wide open. It sounds, uh... it sounds like... it sounds like America. That's compared to Kroc. "What a crock. What a load of crock". Would you eat at a place named Kroc's? Kroc's has that blunt, Slavic sound. "Kroc's". But McDonald's, oh boy. That's a beauty. Yeah... a guy named McDonald? He's never gonna get pushed around in life.

Dick McDonald
[scoffs]

That's clearly not the case.

Ray Kroc

So, you don't have a check for 1.35 million dollars in your pocket? Bye, Dick.

Dick McDonald

So if you can't beat'em, buy'em.

Ray Kroc

I remember the first time I saw that name stretched across your stand out there. It was love at first sight. I knew right then and there... I had to have it. And now I do.

Dick McDonald

You don't have it.

Ray Kroc

You sure about that? Bye, Dick.

Ray Kroc

Look, if you don't wanna make a profit, that's fine. But don't stop the rest of us.

Dick McDonald

Us?

Ray Kroc

Us, as in everyone but you.

Dick McDonald

Who did you send them to?

Ray Kroc

Everyone but you.

Dick McDonald

You have no right. You are to stop this instant, is that clear?

Ray Kroc

Nah...

Dick McDonald

What the hell does that mean, nah? You will abide by the terms of your deal.

Ray Kroc

I am through taking marching orders from you... You and your endless parade of NOs. Constantly cowering in the face of progress.

Dick McDonald

If phony powdered milkshakes is your idea of progress, you have a profound misunderstand of what McDonald's is about.

Ray Kroc

I have a far greater understanding of McDonald's than you two yokels.

Dick McDonald

What? You will do as we say.

Ray Kroc

Nope.

Dick McDonald

You have a contract!

Ray Kroc

You know, contracts are like hearts: they're made to be broken.

Dick McDonald

A hothead like that, you don't know what he's capable of.

Mac McDonald

It's all bluster, Dick. His bark is worse than his bite.

Dick McDonald

That's what Neville Chamberlain said.

Ray Kroc

Let me explain something to you, Dick... You boys have full say over what goes on inside the restaurants. But outside, above, below... your authority stops at the door. And at the floor. All right?

Mac McDonald

What is he saying?

Dick McDonald

He's buying the land.

Mac McDonald

Our land?

Mac McDonald
[telling Kroc the story behind starting McDonald's]

Well, we were young and hungry. There wasn't a job to be had in all of New Hampshire, so we decided to pack our bags and head west, to Hollywood. I wanted to be in the movie business, and Dick, well, he wanted to be...

Dick McDonald

Employed.

Mac McDonald

So, we landed jobs at Columbia Pictures, driving trucks.

Ray Kroc

Huh.

Mac McDonald

And after a few years, we've had enough saved to buy our own little piece of show business-a beautiful little movie theatre in Glendora, which would've been swell-except for the timing: it was September of '29.

Ray Kroc
[cringes]

Oooh.

Mac McDonald

One minute, we're screening The Gold Diggers of Broadway, and the next it's "Brother, can you spare a dime?"

Dick McDonald

I couldn't.

Mac McDonald

So, we moved the restaurant, we're setting up shop, but now we wanna do a few tweaks, because now it's 1940 and drive-ins are all the rage. I mean, they're the hottest thing going, and I say, "Dick, we gotta get in on this," and Dick says...

Dick McDonald

Okay.

Mac McDonald

And two months later, we opened for business: McDonald's Famous BBQ. 27-item menu, uniformed waitresses, bring your food right to the car, and it goes gangbusters. We're going "great guns!" But then, sales started to level off.

Dick McDonald

The drive-in model, as we've learned, has a few built-in problems.

Ray Kroc

Tell me about it.

Dick McDonald

I mean, for starters, there's the customer issue. Drive-ins tend to attract, shall we say, a less-than-desirable clientele.

Mac McDonald

Teenagers.

Dick McDonald

Hot-rodders and hooligans. Juvenile delinquents in blue jeans. And then, there's the service. It takes forever and a day for your food to arrive, and when it finally does...

Ray Kroc

It's usually wrong.

Dick McDonald

Yeah, the carhops are too busy dodging gropes to remember that you wanted strawberry phosphate, not cherry.

Ray Kroc

Well, that's a thing to remember at all.

Mac McDonald

And then, there's the expenses. The huge payroll due to the large staff required, dishes being constantly broken or stolen.

Dick McDonald

Tremendous overhead.

Mac McDonald

So, one day, Dick has a realization. He sees that the bulk of our sales are in only three items: Hamburgers, french fries, and soft drinks.

Dick McDonald

87%.

Mac McDonald

So, we say to ourselves, let's focus on what sells. And that's exactly what we do. Brisket, gone. Tamales, gone. But, we don't stop there. We look at everything. What else don't we need?

Dick McDonald

Turns out, quite a lot.

Mac McDonald and Dick McDonald

Carhops?

Dick McDonald

Walk up to a window, get your food yourself.

Mac McDonald

Dishes?

Dick McDonald

All-paper packaging, disposable.

Mac McDonald

Cigarette machines, jukeboxes.

Dick McDonald

Drive out the riff-raff.

Ray Kroc

Creating a family-friendly environment.

Mac McDonald

But that's not enough.

Ray Kroc

Alright.

Mac McDonald

See, our whole lives, we'd piggy-backed off other people's ideas. We wanted something that wasn't just different, it had to be better. It needed to be ours, and that's what brings us to the biggest cut of all.

Ray Kroc

Which was?

Mac McDonald

The wait.

Dick McDonald

Orders ready in 30 seconds, not 30 minutes.

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