Richard Chesler (reading a piece of paper): The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?
Narrator (voice-over): I'm half asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine.
The second rule of Fight Club ... is this yours?
Huh?
Pretend you're me, make a managerial decision: you find this, what would you do?
Narrator (pauses): Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that ... is dangerous.
[Gets up from the chair] Narrator (talking slowly): And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Narrator (voice-over): Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
[He snatches the piece of paper from Richard's hands] Narrator (voice-over): And I used to be such a nice guy.
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
[Phone rings] Narrator (into phone): Compliance and Liability ...?
My tit's gonna rot off.
Narrator (to Richard Chesler): Would you excuse me? I need to take this.
