Few Good Men, A quotes
86 total quotesLt. Col. Matthew Markinson
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Lt. Sam Weinberg
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Kaffee: It's not going to win you a place in my heart, I get paid no matter how long you stay in jail.
Dawson: [contemptuously] Yes sir, I know you do, sir.
Kaffee: **** you, Harold!
Dawson: [contemptuously] Yes sir, I know you do, sir.
Kaffee: **** you, Harold!
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Jessep: So how is your dad, Danny?
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Jessep: Don't I feel like the ****ing asshole?
Kaffee: Not at all sir.
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Jessep: Don't I feel like the ****ing asshole?
Kaffee: Not at all sir.
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Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
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Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?
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Kaffee: And don't wear that perfume in court. It wrecks my concentration.
Galloway: Really?
Kaffee: I was talking to Sam.
Galloway: Really?
Kaffee: I was talking to Sam.
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One thing, though. When you ask the judge for new counsel, Danny... be sure and ask nicely.
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Kaffee: Is this your signature?
Dawson: Yes, sir!
Kaffee: You don't have to call me "sir". [to Downey] Is this your signature?
Downey: Sir, yes, sir!
Kaffee: And you certainly don't need to do it twice in one sentence.
Dawson: Yes, sir!
Kaffee: You don't have to call me "sir". [to Downey] Is this your signature?
Downey: Sir, yes, sir!
Kaffee: And you certainly don't need to do it twice in one sentence.
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He does think better with that bat.
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So this is what a courtroom looks like.
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Weinberg: You're my witness. The baby spoke. My daughter said a word.
Kaffee: Your daughter made a sound, Sam. I'm not sure it was a word.
Weinberg: Come on now, it was definitely a word.
Kaffee: Okay.
Weinberg: You heard her. The girl sat here, pointed, and said, "Pa". She did! She said, "Pa".
Kaffee: Sam,she was pointing at a mailbox.
Weinberg: That's right. Pointing as if to say, "Pa, look; a mailbox!"
Kaffee: Your daughter made a sound, Sam. I'm not sure it was a word.
Weinberg: Come on now, it was definitely a word.
Kaffee: Okay.
Weinberg: You heard her. The girl sat here, pointed, and said, "Pa". She did! She said, "Pa".
Kaffee: Sam,she was pointing at a mailbox.
Weinberg: That's right. Pointing as if to say, "Pa, look; a mailbox!"
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Kaffee: You don't believe their story, do you? You think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
Weinberg: I believe every word of their story. And I think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.
Weinberg: I believe every word of their story. And I think they ought to go to jail for the rest of their lives.