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Lt. Daniel Kaffee quotes

View Quote This is a sales pitch. It's not going to be won by the law, it's going to be won by the lawyers.
View Quote Whatever happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room? [Dawson stands up and shoves his hands in his pockets]
View Quote Oh, now I see what you're saying! It had to be Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick!
View Quote We have softball games and marching bands. They work at a place where you have to wear camouflage or you might get shot!
View Quote Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
View Quote That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
View Quote Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
View Quote The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
View Quote You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.
View Quote [Imitating Jessep] He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.
View Quote And the hits just keep on comin'.
View Quote He's arguing. He's making an argument.
View Quote Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
View Quote So this is what a courtroom looks like.
View Quote Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
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