Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Tom Cruise · 69 quotes
Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson
J.T. Walsh · 58 quotes
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway
Demi Moore · 34 quotes
Lt. Sam Weinberg
Kevin Pollak · 20 quotes
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
Jack Nicholson · 16 quotes
Capt. Jack Ross
Kevin Bacon · 12 quotes
Dawson
Gene Whittington · 7 quotes
Kendrick
Kiefer Sutherland · 5 quotes
Judge
4 quotes
Barnes
Noah Wyle · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Lt. Daniel Kaffee & Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson (47), Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway & Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson (26), Lt. Daniel Kaffee & Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway (24)
A Few Good Men quotes
Page 2 of 7That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.
Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?
The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.
You're a lousy **** softball player Jack.
[Imitating Jessep]
He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.
And the hits just keep on comin'.
He's arguing. He's making an argument.
Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?
So this is what a courtroom looks like.
Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?
Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.
Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?
I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.
There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.