I've done something wrong again, haven't I?

I'm just wondering why two guys have been in a jail cell since this morning while their lawyer is outside hitting a ball.

We need the practice.

That wasn't funny.

It was a little funny.

Lieutenant, would you feel very insulted if I recommended to your supervisor that he assign different counsel?

Why?

I don't think you're fit to handle this defense.

You don't even know me. Ordinarily it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense. [long pause] Oh, come on! That was damn funny.