Fat Albert quotes

55 total quotes

Lauri
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Reggie
Rudy
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Weird Hal

View Quote I don't have problems. I solve problems.

View Quote Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.

View Quote There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.

View Quote Doris, why are you acting like a loser? You're not a loser.

View Quote Rudy: (to Bill) Okay, say you're a girl and you're on a roller coaster.
Bill: I'm not sayin' I'm a girl on a roller coaster. What's wrong with you, man? Why don't you say you're a girl on a roller coaster by yourself!

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View Quote Guy in Class: What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald: It's my hat.
Guy in Class: Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald: I have no face.
Guy in Class: Right. (grabs backpack and moves)

View Quote I have no face.

View Quote Arthur! Learn the handshake!

View Quote I have a face? I do? I do!

View Quote Aren't you the hip-hop fool.

View Quote Doris, no one came out of our television set.

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View Quote I'm a party animal!

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