Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand
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View Quote Aloha, Mr. Hand.

View Quote Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Spicoli: Righteous bucks!

View Quote [to Arnold] You want to work at All American Burger. I can probably get you in, just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

View Quote Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

View Quote Damone: [dropping in on Stacy's house to swim] This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day.
Mark: Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like...
Damone: What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?
Mark: Hey, come on, this is clean.
Damone: Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

View Quote [After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

View Quote [passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

View Quote Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

View Quote Stacy: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.

View Quote Mr. Vargas: [entering the morgue] Hey, you in my class?
Spicoli: I am today.

View Quote [to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

View Quote I hope that you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

View Quote [to Stacy] I think I just came... didn't you feel it?

View Quote GET OFF MY CASE MOTHER****ER!

View Quote [Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!