Mr. Hand
[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]
Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Spicoli
Learning about Cuba and having some food.
Mr. Hand
Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
Spicoli
I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
Mr. Hand
[takes away box of pizza from Spicoli]
You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class.
Mr. Hand
[calls up a couple of students]
Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.

