Was Bangkok awesome?
Insane. Crazy, obsessive fans over there.
Did you drink snake blood?
Hey, that's culturally insensitive.
What about monkey brain barbecue?
Oh, yeah. That's so much better, Dan.
Who's your friend, Kass?
She's called Staffanie.
Oh. Hey, Staffanie. What's her, uh, situation?
Danny told me that when this building used to be a bank, a teller got caught stealing and "hunged" himself and if you walk around with coins in your pockets, his ghost hears the jingle. And he scares you to death so he can take all your money.
It's true.
If he comes after me, Staffanie will scare him to death first.
Ghosts aren't real.
Have you ever seen one?
Mmm-mmm.
Then how do you know they don't exist?
Because... I only believe what I can see. [holds up bracelet and puts it on Kass's wrist]
For me?
It's for badass rock chicks only.
Look, Mom. I'm a badassǃ
Please don't indoctrinate her into your groupie world.
What's a groupie?
Your mom's favorite nickname for me, even though she knows I'm a guitar technician.
If you say so.
Hey, be nice or you don't get a gift. Speaking of which, check out what I got your dad. [holds up beer mug, with ensuing awkward silence] What's going on, El?
Danny, go take my car and get pizza with your sisters.




