Evil Dead Rise (2023) · 31 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Evil Dead Rise (2023): in 11 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Beth (7), Deadite Ellie (4), Deadite Bridget (4)
What's wrong with her Bridge'?]
Hey, Bridget. Mom's on nights and we're watching all the Freddy movies in a row. Even the shitty ones.
There aren't any shitty ones.
So, you, um, wanna come over and...
In your dreams. [closes door]
Kass Your boyfriends are weirdos.
You're the weirdo. [Kass gut pokes Bridget with mop handle]
Was Bangkok awesome?
Insane. Crazy, obsessive fans over there.
Did you drink snake blood?
Hey, that's culturally insensitive.
What about monkey brain barbecue?
Oh, yeah. That's so much better, Dan.
Who's your friend, Kass?
Kass She's called Staffanie.
Oh. Hey, Staffanie. What's her, uh, situation?
Kass Danny told me that when this building used to be a bank, a teller got caught stealing and "hunged" himself and if you walk around with coins in your pockets, his ghost hears the jingle. And he scares you to death so he can take all your money.
It's true.
Kass If he comes after me, Staffanie will scare him to death first.
Ghosts aren't real.
Kass Have you ever seen one?
Mmm-mmm.
Kass Then how do you know they don't exist?
Because... I only believe what I can see. [holds up bracelet and puts it on Kass's wrist]
Kass For me?
It's for badass rock chicks only.
Kass Look, Mom. I'm a badassǃ
Please don't indoctrinate her into your groupie world.
Kass What's a groupie?
Your mom's favorite nickname for me, even though she knows I'm a guitar technician.
If you say so.
Hey, be nice or you don't get a gift. Speaking of which, check out what I got your dad. [holds up beer mug, with ensuing awkward silence] What's going on, El?
Danny, go take my car and get pizza with your sisters.
Kass What's going on with you, Beth?
I screwed up again, like I always do. And I need you to help me figure it out... Again.
Kass What happened?
Mmm.
Kass I gotta see under before I get in. I got stung by a jellyfish at the beach before. I don't like going underwater.
I don't think there's any weird sea creatures in the tub. [reaches in, panics dramatically and pulls out a rubber duckie in light humor]
Kass You okay?
I'm good, sweetie.
Kass I hate when my tummy hurts too.
Don't you think Mom looks just like one of those pictures from that book? Answer me, Danny. You never should've stolen it.
This isn't my fault.
This is your fault! [attacks Danny]
Get off me! Get off!
Kassie Stop it!
This is all your fault!
Hey. Hey. [to Bridget] You don't turn on each other. [to Danny] Ever.
I need to show you something.
Kassie What's wrong with you, Mom?
I was just feeling sad about me and your dad. But he's here now. He came home to see us. We're getting back together. We love each other. [gestures to side] Isn't that right, my darling? And we love you too. Open up and let us in, Kassie. We can be a big, happy family again.
Kassie You don't look so good, Mom.
Oh. Nothing a big old hug and kiss from you won't fix. Open up now... like a good girl. [Kassie grabs door handle] That's it. Come on, now. [in demonic voice] Do it for Mom and Dad.
You okay?
Kassie I'm sorry. I thought Mom was better.
I'm not a groupie, you psycho bitch!
Kassie Is this a nightmare?
It's just like a nightmare, Kass.
Kassie Is what happened to Bridget and Mom gonna happen to us?
I'm not gonna let that happen. I promise.
Kassie You'd be a good mom someday, Auntie Beth.
Kassie Yeah. You know how to lie to kids.
I thought I should tie her up. Just in case.
I wanna listen to that vinyl.
It's too dangerous. Those words...
Yeah, well, maybe there's words on there that can help stop all of this.
We've got no power to run a turntable.
I can fix that. [solders vinyl player power cord to battery]
I listened to the first and then he spoke the words on the second.
I guess I'll start at the other end, then. [hands kitchen knife to Danny] Just in case.
It is now two nights since I read aloud from the book. My want to understand and commune with the other side could not have been more misguided. I make this final recording as a warning to whoever next comes into contact with its malignant pages. Naturum Demento cannot be destroyed. When you find it, bury it deep in our secret vault, for the words I uttered have unleashed a demonic entity beyond my darkest nightmare.
Kassie Is Bridget gonna come back like Mom?
I don't know, Kass.
The demon possessed Cortez first, rotting him from the inside out. With the might of our Lord's words, we tried to drive out the foul entity but it mocked our prayers and took Shanahan under its control. Fellow priests came to our aid but the possession quickly spread amongst them without rhyme nor reason. [cat meows and snarls softly] This evil is not governed by the rules of man. No, it takes its pleasure in creating terror through total chaos. Desperate to end this curse, I tried to kill what were once my brothers. I led them to the woodshed and set it ablaze. But they danced in its flame and reveled in its burn. [Danny and Kassie realize Ellie is in air ducts]
Kassie Mr. Fonda's kitty hides up there sometimes.
I don't think it's a cat.
I buried their squirming, spitting corpses in consecrated earth. But they arose again, rotting and rage-filled.
Kassie Careful, Danny. [Bridget flies in room and attacks Danny]
After hiding in the cellar for a night, I knew only one choice remained. Complete bodily dismemberment.
Told you, you should've put the book back, Danny. [Deadite Bridget attacks Danny with knife who then attacks Bridget with an accelerant flame]
I chopped, and I hacked, and I... I failed. [thudding] I can hear them outside the doors now, begging for me. It is only a matter of time before I am taken too. Nothing can stop this demonic force. Even its final remnants will come after you. You must run. All you can do is run! This horror will not stop until innocence is destroyed. Until evil... [in distorted voice] ...be thy name.
Bethy-boo! [Beth fires shotgun at Ellie] She's trying to take your mommy away from you, Kassie.
Kassie I know you're not my mom anymore.
Don't take me from them. You have no idea what it's like to bring a child into this world, Beth. :Mr. Fonda: That's my gun, you thieving ****ǃ [Beth pounds him with gun butt]
