Deadite Bridget quotes from Evil Dead Rise (2023)

Hey, Bridget. Mom's on nights and we're watching all the Freddy movies in a row. Even the shitty ones.

There aren't any shitty ones.

So, you, um, wanna come over and...

Bridget

In your dreams. [closes door]

Your boyfriends are weirdos.

Bridget

You're the weirdo. [Kass gut pokes Bridget with mop handle]

Danny

Was Bangkok awesome?

Beth

Insane. Crazy, obsessive fans over there.

Danny

Did you drink snake blood?

Bridget

Hey, that's culturally insensitive.

Danny

What about monkey brain barbecue?

Bridget

Oh, yeah. That's so much better, Dan.

Beth

Who's your friend, Kass?

She's called Staffanie.

Beth

Oh. Hey, Staffanie. What's her, uh, situation?

Danny told me that when this building used to be a bank, a teller got caught stealing and "hunged" himself and if you walk around with coins in your pockets, his ghost hears the jingle. And he scares you to death so he can take all your money.

Danny

It's true.

If he comes after me, Staffanie will scare him to death first.

Beth

Ghosts aren't real.

Have you ever seen one?

Beth

Mmm-mmm.

Then how do you know they don't exist?

Beth

Because... I only believe what I can see. [holds up bracelet and puts it on Kass's wrist]

For me?

Beth

It's for badass rock chicks only.

Look, Mom. I'm a badassǃ

Ellie

Please don't indoctrinate her into your groupie world.

What's a groupie?

Beth

Your mom's favorite nickname for me, even though she knows I'm a guitar technician.

Ellie

If you say so.

Beth

Hey, be nice or you don't get a gift. Speaking of which, check out what I got your dad. [holds up beer mug, with ensuing awkward silence] What's going on, El?

Ellie

Danny, go take my car and get pizza with your sisters.

Bridget

Mom, stop it! [whimpers] Stop it!

Deadite Ellie

It's not my fault, Bridget.

Beth

Get away from her, Bridge'!

Deadite Ellie

What's happening to me, sweetheart?

Bridget

I don't know, Mom.

Deadite Ellie

I do. I'm free now. Free from all you titty-sucking parasites.

Bridget

Don't you think Mom looks just like one of those pictures from that book? Answer me, Danny. You never should've stolen it.

Danny

This isn't my fault.

Bridget

This is your fault! [attacks Danny]

Danny

Get off me! Get off!

Kassie

Stop it!

Beth

Hey! Hey, hey!

Bridget

This is all your fault!

Beth

Hey. Hey. [to Bridget] You don't turn on each other. [to Danny] Ever.

Danny

I need to show you something.

Beth

What is this, Danny?

Danny

I thought I should tie her up. Just in case.

Beth

I wanna listen to that vinyl.

Danny

It's too dangerous. Those words...

Beth

Yeah, well, maybe there's words on there that can help stop all of this.

Danny

We've got no power to run a turntable.

Beth

I can fix that. [solders vinyl player power cord to battery]

Danny

I listened to the first and then he spoke the words on the second.

Beth

I guess I'll start at the other end, then. [hands kitchen knife to Danny] Just in case.

It is now two nights since I read aloud from the book. My want to understand and commune with the other side could not have been more misguided. I make this final recording as a warning to whoever next comes into contact with its malignant pages. Naturum Demento cannot be destroyed. When you find it, bury it deep in our secret vault, for the words I uttered have unleashed a demonic entity beyond my darkest nightmare.

Kassie

Is Bridget gonna come back like Mom?

Danny

I don't know, Kass.

The demon possessed Cortez first, rotting him from the inside out. With the might of our Lord's words, we tried to drive out the foul entity but it mocked our prayers and took Shanahan under its control. Fellow priests came to our aid but the possession quickly spread amongst them without rhyme nor reason. [cat meows and snarls softly] This evil is not governed by the rules of man. No, it takes its pleasure in creating terror through total chaos. Desperate to end this curse, I tried to kill what were once my brothers. I led them to the woodshed and set it ablaze. But they danced in its flame and reveled in its burn. [Danny and Kassie realize Ellie is in air ducts]

Kassie

Mr. Fonda's kitty hides up there sometimes.

Danny

I don't think it's a cat.

I buried their squirming, spitting corpses in consecrated earth. But they arose again, rotting and rage-filled.

Kassie

Careful, Danny. [Bridget flies in room and attacks Danny]

After hiding in the cellar for a night, I knew only one choice remained. Complete bodily dismemberment.

Deadite Bridget

Told you, you should've put the book back, Danny. [Deadite Bridget attacks Danny with knife who then attacks Bridget with an accelerant flame]

I chopped, and I hacked, and I... I failed. [thudding] I can hear them outside the doors now, begging for me. It is only a matter of time before I am taken too. Nothing can stop this demonic force. Even its final remnants will come after you. You must run. All you can do is run! This horror will not stop until innocence is destroyed. Until evil... [in distorted voice] ...be thy name.