(Scott and cooper after entering the 'FEISTY GOAT' Bar in London)

Hi, What do you wanna........ [pause] Soccer Hooligans

Hey... This isn't where i parked my car.

Oye, Who the bloody hell are you? This is private members bar exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world...... Manchester United. Now please enlighten me... Who the **** are you?

That is a good question and... Scotty?

We're the Manchester United Fan Club... from Ohio

If you are the Manchester United Supporters then sing the Manchester United song.

Excuse me, I'm sorry I'm not much of a singer

OYE... SING

My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find me watching [pause] The manchester United Football team! the best freakin' team in all the land woohoo!!"

Pretty good.... pretty damn good lads, right!