Fiona!
This is just so brutal. And yet I can't look away. Bert, play it again. Come on.
Fiona!
Bert, get out of here!
All right. Stay black, bro. [Fist bumps him]
Okay. See you. [Walking in hallway] "Fiona!"
Mail, mother****er!
Hey, I got one from Mieke. "Happy Herzlichen."
Still writing that guy? I thought that was for German class.
Yeah at first, but we're actually becoming good friends. He's a really cool guy. "Dear Mieke, greetings from your American pen pal."
Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals. Listen to yourself, all right? You met a [does air quotes] "cool guy" on the "internet." This is how these sexual predators work. Next thing you know, he'll want to "arrange a meeting" where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van, and make a wind chime out of your genitals. Come on, let's go to Wade's.
All right. Screw it. Let's go. I'm not gonna let Fiona ruin my graduation night. Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
