A scene from Eight Crazy Nights 2002
Davey

[Eating Peanut Brittle while riding with Whitey]

Whitey

How are those peanut brittle?

Davey

Crunchy and delicious.

Whitey

Funny, I don't remember Jessie or Denise ringing you up a purchase.

Davey

I guess that means I stole it, doesn't it? [Whitey gets pissed and has a panic attack, which causes him to swerve the car] Easy seizure boy!

Whitey

[Enragedly]

That's it! I'm calling the judge!

Davey

[Getting annoyed]

Go ahead, I'll be on the first bus out of here. I ain't spending ten years in prison.

Whitey

Maybe I'll take you in myself. Don't think you can intimidate me because of my size.

Davey

[Sarcastically]

What? You're smaller than me? I didn't know that.

Whitey

Put me down! Put me down! [Gets Davey's hands off him and points to the car door] And get out of my car right now!

Davey

[Sarcastically]

Oh no! You're gonna make walk ten feet out there? Because that's where I live you idiot!

Whitey

Oh!

Davey

[Exits vehicle]

Thanks for the ride Patchy! It was great patching with you, I guess I'll patch you later! [Closes the door]

Whitey

I'm letting this one go, Stone! But the next screw up, it's slammin time! Hmh! Got any sand or rock salt in there? I need to get some traction.

Davey

[Angrily mocks Whitey]

"Got any sand or rock salt in there? 'Cause I need to get some..." Oh, shut up! [Davey goes into his trailer]

Whitey

He could've at least given me a push or something.

TV anchor

[Davey in his trailer]

Closing, channel 36 would like to wish all of its Jewish viewers... the very happiest of Hanukkahs.

Davey

Boo! [Unplugs TV]

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