Why the hell are we at the mall?

You need to clean your brain out. And to me, the mall is the best place to do that.

What's good about this place?

What's good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks? My buddy, Mr. Foot Locker, will warm your feet. You need a fancy doodad? Hello, Sharper Image. Thanks for the combination pogo stick clock radio. I mean, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack... GNC, RadioShack... Petland for a cat or two, Spencer's Gifts for some fake dog doo... Sbarro's, Dunkin' Donuts, they're simply the best. And don't forget the orange chicken at Panda Express. But if you're short of cash like little old me... The window shopping's always free.

[After a song]

Did you prepare that or did you rhyme that many times in a row by accident?

Yeah, that was weird, wasn't it?

Maybe you are a leprechaun.