Davey
[To obese kid]
Foul on this kid for eating everything in sight. Jelly jugs, next time you come on my court, you better wear a bra. Okay?
Whitey
He was just kidding, son. You've got very nice boobs.
Audience
Jerk! Idiot!
Davey
You don't like that?! How about you throw something at me! I dare you!
Man
With pleasure!
Whitey
They're scratching up my floor! Here comes a seizure! This will pass in a second, kids. Don't be scared.
Kid
Is he break dancing?
Davey
Okay, that's it. Game over. Nobody wants to see an old man die. Fatty's team loses because I want to see him cry again.
Whitey
I want to talk to you in my office.
