A character in Duplex (2003)

Nancy Kendricks quotes from Duplex (2003)

Drew Barrymore

Tied for most-quoted character in Duplex (2003): in 16 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Alex Rose (7), Mrs. Connelly (3)

A line from Nancy Kendricks

Hello, Mr. Peabody!

More lines from Nancy Kendricks

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Nancy Kendricks

We forgot to christen the apartment.

Nancy Kendricks

She puts on this sweet voice. "Nancy, could ya help meh, eh? I think I've found the leavings of a mouse!" Boo, hoo, hoo! As if she didn't know it was a raisin!

Scenes with Nancy Kendricks

9 scenes
Nancy Kendricks

Besides, do you realize how much the duplex is going to be worth once we get both floors?

I know how much it costs.

Nancy Kendricks

Well it's going to be worth like a bazillion times that.

Really? A bazillion? That's an incredible return.

We brought you this little housewarming gift. [Gives Mrs. Connelly a bottle of wine]

Oh, that's very kind of you, thank you. I'll open it for you. I don't drink myself, it's a sin.

[To Nancy]

Irish Catholics don't drink?

Sit down, dears, sit down! I brought ya a little something to nibble on as well.

Oh, Bugles. Wow, I didn't realize they even still made Bugles.

[Offering Alex a Bugle dipped in French onion dip]

Come along, dear, it's French onion.

[Alex nibbles it while looking at the box of Bugles. The expiary date reads 'October 1997']

Magnificent parrot.

It's not a parrot, dear. He's a macaw. He's named after my late husband, Richard. I've had Little Dick for forty years.

[Alex and Nancy smile]

Now tell me about yourselves. What do you do, Allen?

[Correcting her]

Alex.

Nancy Kendricks

Alex is a writer.

Oh, a writer. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgettin' about Joyce.

Joyce, James Joyce, of course. Wonderful writer.

He died drunk and penniless.

Nancy Kendricks

Well, Alex's first novel was published in hardback, and he's just about to finish his second one.

Oh, what's it about?

Well, I like to call it an urban epic. It's about three generations of this family in New York that own a printing press, and I tell a story mainly about...

[Bored, cutting him off]

Oh, that's nice. Let me give you a refill. Big Dick had the taste, too. He was a seaman. The drink took him from me in 1963. We'd been married for 58 years.
[Nancy counts silently]

I wonder how old she is.

Nancy Kendricks

My guess is that she's somewhere between 95 and 105.

Nancy, did you finish the Celebrity Scene page?

Nancy Kendricks

Oh, tickety boo.

I don't know what that means.

Nancy Kendricks

It means you'll have it soon.

Well if you mean I'll have it soon, then why don't you say 'I'll have it soon'? I mean, 'tickety boo' is just confusing, for everybody!

Nancy Kendricks

Were you napping?

No! I was... I was just rearranging my book collection.

Nancy Kendricks

In the dark?

And then I just shut my eyes, for a second...

Nancy Kendricks

Look! I got a peacock!

What does it do?

Nancy Kendricks

It's there to be decorative and look pretty and be aesthetically pleasing.

I always thought it was strange, your husband staying home while you were out there, providin'.

Nancy Kendricks

Well, he's a writer.

[laughs]

Writer? The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about, sheep?

Nancy Kendricks

Is there something, Mrs. Connelly?

Oh, I guess ya could say there was something! I've got 'something' on display in my kitchen.

Nancy Kendricks
[Cut to a scene in Connelly's kitchen]

That is not a mouse dropping, it's a raisin.

That is the leavings of a mouse.

Nancy Kendricks

It's a raisin!

[Nancy puts the raisin in her mouth. Her expression turns to disgust as she hacks up the raisin]

I spayed it with Lysol.

[Regains consciousness and notices Nancy's hands on her chest]

What are ya doin'?!

Nancy Kendricks

You were choking on a chocolate.

[Connelly looks at Alex, who has lipstick on his lips from when he was reviving her]

You choked on a chocolate.

Officer Dan
[Cut to the police station]

Go on, Mrs. Connelly.

The last thing I remember, I ate one of their chocolates. When I woke up, he was havin' his way, and she was holdin' me down!

No, no, I was trying to save her life!

He stole my drawers once. For sniffin'!

That's ridiculous! She was choking on a chocolate so I gave--

Officer Dan

DO... shut up.

Nancy Kendricks

Come on, come on. We don't have much time.

I know, she's running errands. That only gives us twelve hours.

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