Drop Dead Fred Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.
Played by Rik Mayall 
Drop Dead Fred (1991) · 17 quotes
Drop Dead Fred (1991) · 17 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Drop Dead Fred (1991): in 7 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Elizabeth (4)
Look, cobwebs!
More lines from Drop Dead Fred
2 quotes Drop Dead Fred Drop Dead Fred You have to go alone...I can't get back now.
Scenes with Drop Dead Fred
4 scenes Drop Dead Fred Yeah. (Lizzie pours sugar on the mud pie)
Young Elizabeth (writing a letter to Fred with a green crayon because green is his favorite color): Dear Drop Dead Fred, you were my only friend, but she took you away from me. I know I'll see you again. someday.
Fred [Cut back to the present]
If you come back, I promise, we'll run away together. See that? "Pro-mise." I found that when I was hiding in the stupid garden shed.
That's right, that's where I hid it. But you never answered it. (Fred takes the letter and folds it up delicately, putting it in his pocket.) You just disappeared... And when you did, all the... the... life... and, um... the spirit... (she starts to cry while regaining the memory) and... the...
Fred (hesitantly)
Fred?
Yeah! Fred! It all just went out of me! (She dabs her eyes with a tissue) Oh, I should have never let my mother know how much she could hurt me... Once she knew how, she knew that she could do it all the time... And she did. So I never showed her my real feelings again.
Fred Expecting Charles. Well that's important. I'd beter go then. There's just one little problem, Charles isn't coming.
what do you mean?
Fred I wrote the note. Hahahahaha, haven't got a husband, haven't got a husband! Got a stupid haircut!
Mother (A vision of her appears at the door in front of Elizabeth and Fred, stopping them in their tracks): Just where do you think you're going?!
Fred (to Elizabeth): Just forget her. Just say the magic words.
(tonelessly)
: I'm not afraid of you.
Mother (Not buying it): You can't go in there.
Elizabeth (louder): I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!!
Fred Finally, The magic words!
(The imaginary Polly looks shocked as she disappears in a flash of light and fire.)
