I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything.
1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value.
To who?
To the people I stole it from.
I don't care about them. 1,500.
Drillbit
God damn it, I'm sick of getting hit by this kid.
Come on, Drillbit. Kick his ass.
Drillbit
I can't! He's a minor!
No, he's not. He's 18.
Drillbit
So what'd you do to provoke him?
Well he's fat, and he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
Drillbit
U.S. Army Ranger, black ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Are you still in the military?
Drillbit
I was discharged. Unauthorized heroism.
You're the bitch!
Huh?
AAAAAH! That's right!
Remember what that douche bag Drillbit taught us? Mind over Pain!