Drillbit U.S. Army Ranger, black ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert. Wade Are you still in the military? Drillbit I was discharged. Unauthorized heroism. Drillbit So what'd you do to provoke him? Wade Well he's fat, and he's a dork, and I'm awesome. Buyer I tell you what, I'll give you 1,500 for everything. Don 1,500? Come on, man. This stuff holds a lot of sentimental value. Buyer To who? Don To the people I stole it from.