[During the Stingray crew's roll call...]
Engineman First Class Brad Stepanek!
EN1 Brad Stepanek
[looks at Dodge, unimpressed]
Sit on it and rotate, sir.
WHAT?! What did you say, sailor?! You can't say that! [to Dodge] He can't say that!
Pascal, down! Down! Heel!
Stepanek
By the Uniform Code of Military Justice, that constitutes gross insubordination, punishable by one month in the brig. [holds out his arms, as if for handcuffs] I'm ready to go, sir.
Board the boat. I like a challenge.
Stepanek
You'll throw me off within a week. I'm a dedicated pain in the butt, sir.
Stepanek...
Stepanek
What?
If I throw you off, it'll be in the middle of the Atlantic. [beat] Board the damn boat.
Stepanek
Aw, man... [shoulders his kit bag and goes aboard] What's our mission, rescue Gilligan?
YOU'RE MINE, MAGGOT!
Ha! I love this job! And who's our next contestant?

