A scene from Dogma 1999
Jay

[Bethany's car has broken down on the side of the road after Jay drove too fast in first gear.] (to Silent Bob)

Dude, she **** pissed! She's never gonna **** us now! Well, maybe you, but definitely not me. You know how she is.

Bethany

Nobody is **** me! You got that?! I don't know what I was thinking in that diner, but seeing as I've decided to go home and not to New Jersey, sorry about the convenience and goodbye.

Jay

[Bethany begins to walk off.]

You breakin' up with us? [Bethany continues walking off.] Who the hell do you think you are, lady?! [Jay and Silent Bob walk after her.] You can't go around breaking people's hearts like that! I fell in love with you! WE fell in love with you! Guys like us just don't fall out of the **** sky, you know! [Just then, a man falls right in between Jay, Bob and Bethany.] (to the sky) Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't just fall out of the sky, you know!

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