[Jay and Silent Bob have just saved Bethany from an attack by Azrael's three roller-blading henchmen.]

I don't know what to say, or think, except--

That you'll offer us sex as a reward?

Uh... that I'd like to know who you, and they, are.

I'm Jay and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and lunch-box's asses if I hadn't represented.