A scene from Doctor Dolittle 1998
John

You're suffering from what's called obsessive-compulsive behavior.

Obsessive Dog

Throw the ball, throw the ball, throw the ball!

John

Whenever you want the ball, I want you to think about something else.

Obsessive Dog

Don't say anything more, just throw the ball!

John

Can you relax your mind?

Obsessive Dog

[bounces up and down]

This is the way it works: you're the person, you throw the ball, I'm the dog, I get it! Simple as that!

John

Okay, all right, listen. Ooh! Look at you going. All right...

Obsessive Dog

I swear, I swear, I'll pee on your carpet. Please!

John

It's very irritating, this ball thing...

Obsessive Dog

Please throw the ball! Shut up and throw the ball. Am I alone here?! Am I all by myself?! Am I in another universe?!

Lucky and Rodney

THROW THE DAMN BALL!!

Obsessive Dog

[John throws it] [runs after it]

HE THREW THE BALL! OH, HE THREW THE BALL! I'll get it! I'll get it! [grabs the ball and brings it back] Oh! I love you! I love you! You threw the ball!

Rodney

[to John]

You can't save 'em all, Hasselhoff.

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