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Heather the Bearded Lady: Hey baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before?
Mitch: [Nervously laughs.] Can’t say that I have there, bearded broad.
Heather: Well then sugar, you haven’t lived.
Mitch: [Into his tape recorder] Note to self: I don’t want to live.


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