Marge I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true! Marge I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth! Betty Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles] Vaughn Well, not really, Betty.