“I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has...” – Marge, Dirty Shame, A ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from A Dirty Shame 2004

Marge Mink Stole

I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

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