I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!
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Betty Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles]
Vaughn Well, not really, Betty.
Driver Hurry up! I've got a hot date!
Sylvia What, at 7 am?! What's the matter with you?
Female Driver You'd have a date too if you wore some makeup!
Big Ethel We're having a decency rally.
Resident You'd better start in your own back yard then. I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home!
Big Ethel That's not true! My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
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