Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree.
Dinosaur (2000) · 39 quotes
This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?
More lines from Zini
3 quotesWhat you need is a little help from the love monkey.
Hey, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already!
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11 scenesYar, what is it?
I don't know. PLIO, GET BACK HERE! We don't know what it is!
Plio, be careful.
Dad, get over here.
Zini, it's not safe!
Oh, I always have to go when stuff's happening.
Well, what is it?
It was an egg. [to baby Aladar] Look. [Yar gasps in shock] What?
It's a cold-blooded monster from across the sea: vicious, flesh-eating! [Baby Aladar burps] Eurgh...
Looks like a baby to me.
Babies grow up! You keep that thing, one day, we'll turn our backs, it'll be picking us out of it's teeth! [to the other lemurs] Things like THAT eat things lie US as snacks!
So, what do we do?
Get rid of it! [trying to dissuade Plio from raising the baby Aladar]
What has gotten into you?
Plio...That thing is dangerous!
I'm sorry, little one. [to Yar, handling baby Aladar over to him] Okay, get rid of it. [Yar gasps] Hmph. [sits on a patch of moss to watch]
All right, I will. [lifts baby Aladar over the edge of the branch, preparing to drop the dinosaur baby to his death. All the other lemurs are watching him. He hesitates]
You'd better hurry up, Dad. It looks hungry.
Hmph! [looks at baby Aladar. Baby Aladar comes and looks at him with droopy eyelids. He closes his eyes and sighs, defeated. He hears a strange sound and opens his eyes to see that baby Aladar is peeing on him. Disgusted, defeated; handling Aladar back to Plio] Rmmm...Here.
It's okay. We'll teach him to hate meat.
Hmph. Watch his head! [Plio looks up] I-I mean, watch it! he could bite. [walks away]
This "monster's" got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?
Zini, come on: look at that sweet little face. Does that look like a monster to you?
"Hey, sweetie. If you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya." That is good. Oh, that's good. "Girls, I'm known as the 'professor of love' and school's in session." Yeah, I still got it.
I hope it's not contagious.
I'm a raging epidemic of romance.
Come on, hot stuff. Let's get goin': you don't wanna to miss Yar's annual pep talk.
Oh goody: I can't wait to hear the mating advice of an old monkey.
Hey-hey-hey, I heard that in this day, that old monkey was quite a swinger.
You takin' about Yar?
Yeah! To hear him tell it, he put the "prime" in "primate".
Really?
Okay, boys, gather around: listen and learn from the Master.
Now girls, don't jump into the trees after the first boy with a cute back-flip: it's more fun if you keep them guessing.
And if a cute back-flip doesn't work, guess.
You're never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember.
But if you mess up, don't worry: they'll never remember.
Come on, guys! We don't wanna let 'em down!
Go on, now. Chest up! Chin up!
Whoo!
Make 'em look good, son.
Come on, Yar. My charm, and your brains? No problem. [Yar laughs. Aladar has male courting lemurs on his back and escorts them to the tree] Hey girls, look what just pulled into town.
Hey, ladies!
Your buffet table of love!
Right here! Right here! Hey, beautiful!
Hey, free samples! Get me while I'm hot! Whoa! [grabs Aladar's tail and chuckles]
Zini. [laughs]
Whoo! Wah-hoo!
You're missin' all the action, pal. Come on!
Hey, haven't you heard? I am the action! WHOO! Whoo-ah!
[The female lemurs climb the vines. Every lemur ends up finding a mate except Zini, who snags his feet on a vine before he could even swing forward.]
Ah, don't worry, Zini. You'll always have next year.
Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree.
Ah well. Poor Zini. The clan still has one bachelor.
No. We have two. [to Aladar] Well, it's never been his best event.
He's got a tougher hide than mine.
Oh, Aladar. If only there were someone on the island for you. You know; who looks like you, but prettier.
Come on, Plio. What more could I want? [There seen a fireballs in the sky] Whoa!
What are they?
I don't know.
Dad?
Something wrong.
Aladar, where's Suri?
She's up in the...tree.
COME ON! Go, go! COME ON!
Mom!
Suri!
Mom!! Mom!!!
Suri!
Mom!
Suri, where are you?!
Run, Aladar! Run! Run!
Yar, Come on!
Zini!
ZINI!
Jump!
JUMP!
JUMP! [Zini getting chased by Asteriod in the island and jump, but Plio grabs a hand to him] Hold on!
Plio! Yar! Where are you?! [coughs]
Aladar, over here!
[as Aladar trying to save the lemurs by the asteriod, the waves gathering. Yar coughing, Aladar sighing, are the fires diaster. They all turn back to the island to see that it completely destroyed, the flames from the island illuminating it in an orange glow. Suri goes up to the edge of the mainland and calls out to the island, trying to hear if anyone on the island survived, but she gets no response. Suri weeps, as she realizes that everyone on the island is gone, and Aladar bellows a similar mournful roar. Plio comforts her daughter]
Oh, Suri. Easy, easy. [give it hug to Suri]
They're all gone.
Shh, shh. I'm right here.
Come on. We can't stay here.
[With that, they climb onto Aladar, who looks one last time at the island, the birds are flying in the skies, that was once his and his family's home before turning around and walking off.]
Now, now, Suri. There's nothing to be afraid of.
LOOK!
Ah!
Whoa! [velociraptor runs off] Do you see that?
What?
I did.
Me too!
Where did it go?
I don't know. Let's go see.
Leave it alone. Hey!
Shh, Dad!
It-It's 'scaring' Suri.
No, it's not.
Everyone just be quiet.
[as Aladar and the lemurs walk through the barren wasteland, they see a velociraptor, he looks curious on what it is and decide to check it out. When they find it, the raptor snarls at them. and soon seven others appear and start chasing them. The velociraptor jumps on Aladar and bites him on the side, and he roars of pain, the other Velociraptor jumps and snap it to Yar in the Aladar's back while he falls down]
Yar, grab on!
I can't reach!
Aladar, they're stopping!
Huh?
Stay out of my way!
You heard Kron! MOVE IT!!
Watch it!
Zini, get your head down! [sees Baylene, a brachiosaur; she strides over him]
Walkin' backward, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster! Keep those little legs moving, Url, or you'll get left behind!
Look at all the Aladars!
If you're even thinking of joining up...
Hang on! [catches up with Baylene]
Kron, There is a more protected spot further down the--
We'll rest here for the night. Go ahead, Bruton.
Oh, Eema! I wish we were at your nesting grounds now! All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep! I'm not used to this kind of behavior.
Baylene, you've got big feet; just give 'em a kick! [shoves a stygimoloch] GET!
Oh, I couldn't possibly... eh, shoo! Shoo!
Would you come on, Baylene? If you wanna get to the nesting grounds alive, show some backbone!
Hey there!
Ahhh!
Oh... sorry about that. Uh, it's just that, we overhead you talking and, umm...
Well, my word. Look at Url. He doesn't normally warm up to strangers so fast.
What an unfortunate blemish.
Good mud bath would clear those right up.
Excuse me?
Um, he's my grandfather. [chuckles] Couple of times removed.
Or a couple of species removed.
My name's Aladar. This is my family. We're all that's left.
Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.
Baylene's the last of her kind. Finding stragglers like her all along the way!
I heard you say something about "Nesting Grounds".
It is the most beautiful place there is, child. It's where the herd goes to have their babies.
Will we find anybody that looks...like us there?
Oh, the last few days, I've seen 'em all shapes and sizes. Who knows what we'll find? The hard job now is just getting there.
And we're being driven unmercifully.
By who?
Kron, the herd's head honcho.
We can hardly keep up. An older woman like myself, it's...well, it's positively indecent.
Then tell him! What's the worst he can do? [Neera, Kron, and Bruton approach; Url nervously walks out of the way; Bruton growls; Kron rudely pushes past] Hey! What's his problem?
That's him, honey, Kron.
Huh. Excuse me! Kron! Got a second?
Get lost kid!
Relax Bruton. [comes up to Aladar] Who are you?
Uh...Aladar.
Why aren't you up here with the— [notices the lemurs on Aladar's back] ...uh, young bloods? [snorts at them]
Well, I was back here talking to these guys. I guess they're having a hard time keeping up. So, you know, maybe you could slow down a bit?
Hmm! Let the weak set the pace. Now, there's an idea. Better let me do the thinking from now on, Aladar.
Hey! They need help back here!
Watch yourself, boy. [leaves with a dismissive snort]
Don't worry. That's how my brother treats newcomers… no matter how charming they are. [follows Kron away]
You sure know how to catch a girl's eye there, stud!
I wouldn't be catching nobody's eye if I was you. Especially Neera's. You just keep your head down, and you mind what Kron tells you.
Since when do we take orders from the likes of him?!
Kron has swatted flies bigger than you, pops.
I could hold that monster's brain in the palm of my-!
No, Yar, she's right. Better to keep our heads down with this bunch than get 'em bitten off by those things.
Well, you just consider yourself lucky that's all that's following us.
[When velociraptors playing fighting biting each other but the raptor stop fighting, and furious looking an scaring eye behind to it]
Hey wake up, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already! [Aladar snoring again, he looks confused and checking open Aladar's eye, sarcastically] Hey! Hello! Anybody in there?
Zini, what are you doing?
I believe you left a wake-up call for the dawn of time. COME ON! Move it!
What's the hurry?
Something's up. The herd's gathering without us. Let's check it out.
Rise and shine! Kron says everybody goes. [trying to Iguanodon's stomach, and up in the feet] Come on, get up! On your feet!
Heh. The charm never stops around here.
You saying something?
Uh, no, no, sir.
Unless you got a death wish, you and that little parasite better get MOVING!
Sheesh! Is that guy ugly or what? Hey, hey, hey, [to Neera] there's your girlfriend.
What are you takin' about?
You know what I'm takin' about: Neera. [about Neera] Scaly skin, Yellow eyes. Big ankles.
Yeah, I made a real I'm on her.
What you need is a little help from the 'love monkey.'
The 'love monkey?'
Ow! Baby! [calling howling out to Neera and the 2 iguandon children]
That, children, is what's known as a jerkasaurus.
And with that, the ice is broken.
We've got a lot of first-timers here. Make sure they get it. We stop for nothing, and no one.
If this is your first crossing, listen up. There is no water till we reach the other side. And you'd better keep up, 'cause if a predator catches you, you're on your own. Move out!
Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk.
And hot. If you smell somethin' sizzlin', it could be me.
The lake!
We made it?
It's just over that... that hill, baby.
Oh, thank goodness.
Come on, Eema. Water, remember water?
Oh, it's time to refresh my memory. [Kron drives the herd unmercifully across the hot sunny desert, losing a couple of members in the process, until they finally reach the lake] I'm just gonna walk right into that lake until the water's up to my eyeballs and soak it all in. [sighs]
Maybe the rains collected somewhere else. What do you want us to do?
Take a scout and check the entire perimeter. [Bruton to take scout and check the entire perimeter to see if there's any water. a two iguanodon children turns face to Kron] ENOUGH! You have to be strong now! The nesting grounds are only a few days away! KEEP MOVING!
Kron, we've never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, we'll lose half the herd.
Then we save the half that deserves to live. [distinctive Iguanodon bellowing roars at herd]
What? They're moving already? Oh-ho, we'll never keep up.
There was water here, always water here before. We always had water, always, and... plenty of mud. [coughs]
Oh, Eema, please. The herd won't wait, we must carry on.
You gotta get up!
There was water everywhere.
There is no water, dear.
Baylene, don't move.
Oh, what is it? What's wrong?
Did you hear that?
I sure do. Lift your foot, Baylene.
Ooh!
Now press down.
I always did like big girls!
Water!
Oh, my goodness!
Water! Come on!
He found water.
That's it, Eema. Come drink.
Kron, look, all we had to do is dig, and--
Good. Now, get out of the way.
Wait! Wait! There's enough for everyone! Ah!
Ooh!
Eema! [as he is pushed by the thristy herd trying to make their way to the water; sarcastically] That's it! Keep pushing and... [he gets shoved to Parasaurolophus] Shoving! That's very helpful.
Oh, joy. Blisters!
I got blisters ON my blisters.
You don't wanna know where I got blisters... [hears a bellow]
What was that?
It came from up ahead.
Okay, what's the worst thing it could be?
A Carnotaur.
Okay, what's the second worst thing it could be?
TWO Carnotaurs! [shudders] Oh my goodness! O my goodness!
That's it! I'm gone!
Everybody! We don't know for sure! It could be the herd. Let's check it out.
Oh, it's Bruton!
It appears we weren't the only ones left behind.
What happened?
Carnotaurs. We should keep moving.
We can't just leave him here!
We can if we move fast enough!
Hey, you don't look so good. Let me help me you.
Save your pity. I just need some rest. Now, get away from me!
Suit yourself. [hears thunder and sees Url with a stalactite in his mouth, moving towards a cave] If you change your mind, we'll be in those caves.
Okay, okay, let's do it again, let's do it again. Uh... I spy, with my little eye...
A rock.
You got it again! O, you are good.
Well, I'll tell you what I spy: a dead end.
What have we done now?
I guess we just go back.
Hang on a moment.
Zini, what is this?
You smell that?
Yes.
Get a load of that.
Nice show.
Everybody, stand back. We're outta here! [tries to break the rocks, the cave collapses]
RUN!!
Unh!
ALADAR, LOOK OUT!!
Noooooo! [tries to break the rocks, but fails]
Aladar, we'll go back.
Back to what? It's gone. We're not meant to survive.
Oh yes we were! We're here, aren't we? And how dare you waste that good fortune, by simply giving up? Hah, shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you! The worst of it is, you allowed an old fool like me to believe I was needed, that I still had a purpose. And you know what? You were right. And I'm going to keep on believing it. I for one am not willing to die here! [rears up and strikes the cave-in again and again]
Oh my goodness.
The Nesting Grounds...It's untouched.
Our new home...
AND IT COMES WITH A POOL! [suri laughing] You're lady, you're lady and whooo!
Whoo, whoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
CANNONBALL! [jump in the lake]
Ha. Amateur.
LOOK OUT BELOW!
Not bad! But I don't get it. Where's the herd?
Not to mention Neera!
Oh, they'll get here...soon enough. Oh, no!
Eema?
I spoke too soon.
What is it?
That, is the way we used to get in here. [indicates a towering pile of stones, blocking an entrance to the valley]
They'll never make it over that!
Aladar, wait! Wait! Kron'll eat you alive!
Let him try. [runs off]
I just hope Kron's in a listening mood...
Move over, everybody! Bringin' in babies is what I do best!
I'd say it's been a few years since you hatched anything!
You're right. So, let me practice on your head!
Look! Somebody wants to meet you! [to the newborn iguanodon] Oh, aren't you the cutest little small-fry I ever did see!
Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!.
Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.
Well done, little one!
Come 'ere, you little rascal; lemme take a good look at you... [the baby pees on him] yep. You're your father's son all right. [hands the baby over to Plio]
Hey, look what I found! New neighbors! [indicates five female lemurs]. Any of you ladies up for a game of "Monkey in the Middle"? [female lemurs playing on him] Easy, now! Easy! Hey!
And so, None of us we know what changes, big and small, lie ahead. One thing is certain; our journey's not over. We can only hope that, in some small way, our time here will be remembered.