You're missin' all the action, pal. Come on!
Dinosaur (2000) · 39 quotes
Oh, no! Attacking lemurs! Suri, please! I can't take it! There are too many of you! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! Help!
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17 scenesLet me out! Let me out! [inside Aladar's mouth; he spits her into the thicket]
Hairball! [coughs]
That was great! Get him!
Oh, no! Attacking lemurs! Suri, please! I can't take it! There are too many of you! Come on! Pick on someone your own size! Help! [Plio looks on, laughing] Augh! Augh! Augh! Ahhhh. [playing dead]
Aladar? you're not dead.
No!
All right, guys, break it up. Remember the courtship? You gonna miss seeing all that smooching.
Aw, Mom.
That's okay, Plio. We can smooch right here. [blows kisses; Suri and her friends leap away]
Heh. It's a shame you don't like kids.
Ugh. Nasty little vermin.
Ha-ha. Go find Zini. He's rehearing pickup lines. Let's hope he's find found some new material.
"Hey, sweetie. If you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya." That is good. Oh, that's good. "Girls, I'm known as the 'professor of love' and school's in session." Yeah, I still got it.
I hope it's not contagious.
I'm a raging epidemic of romance.
Come on, hot stuff. Let's get goin': you don't wanna to miss Yar's annual pep talk.
Oh goody: I can't wait to hear the mating advice of an old monkey.
Hey-hey-hey, I heard that in this day, that old monkey was quite a swinger.
You takin' about Yar?
Yeah! To hear him tell it, he put the "prime" in "primate".
Really?
Okay, boys, gather around: listen and learn from the Master.
Now girls, don't jump into the trees after the first boy with a cute back-flip: it's more fun if you keep them guessing.
And if a cute back-flip doesn't work, guess.
You're never going to forget this day, so make it one to remember.
But if you mess up, don't worry: they'll never remember.
Come on, guys! We don't wanna let 'em down!
Go on, now. Chest up! Chin up!
Whoo!
Make 'em look good, son.
Come on, Yar. My charm, and your brains? No problem. [Yar laughs. Aladar has male courting lemurs on his back and escorts them to the tree] Hey girls, look what just pulled into town.
Hey, ladies!
Your buffet table of love!
Right here! Right here! Hey, beautiful!
Hey, free samples! Get me while I'm hot! Whoa! [grabs Aladar's tail and chuckles]
Zini. [laughs]
Whoo! Wah-hoo!
You're missin' all the action, pal. Come on!
Hey, haven't you heard? I am the action! WHOO! Whoo-ah!
[The female lemurs climb the vines. Every lemur ends up finding a mate except Zini, who snags his feet on a vine before he could even swing forward.]
Ah, don't worry, Zini. You'll always have next year.
Hey, I'm lucky to be rid of them. With the ladies, before you know it, they all wanna move to a bigger tree.
Ah well. Poor Zini. The clan still has one bachelor.
No. We have two. [to Aladar] Well, it's never been his best event.
He's got a tougher hide than mine.
Oh, Aladar. If only there were someone on the island for you. You know; who looks like you, but prettier.
Come on, Plio. What more could I want? [There seen a fireballs in the sky] Whoa!
What are they?
I don't know.
Dad?
Something wrong.
Aladar, where's Suri?
She's up in the...tree.
COME ON! Go, go! COME ON!
Mom!
Suri!
Mom!! Mom!!!
Suri!
Mom!
Suri, where are you?!
Run, Aladar! Run! Run!
Yar, Come on!
Zini!
ZINI!
Jump!
JUMP!
JUMP! [Zini getting chased by Asteriod in the island and jump, but Plio grabs a hand to him] Hold on!
Plio! Yar! Where are you?! [coughs]
Aladar, over here!
[as Aladar trying to save the lemurs by the asteriod, the waves gathering. Yar coughing, Aladar sighing, are the fires diaster. They all turn back to the island to see that it completely destroyed, the flames from the island illuminating it in an orange glow. Suri goes up to the edge of the mainland and calls out to the island, trying to hear if anyone on the island survived, but she gets no response. Suri weeps, as she realizes that everyone on the island is gone, and Aladar bellows a similar mournful roar. Plio comforts her daughter]
Oh, Suri. Easy, easy. [give it hug to Suri]
They're all gone.
Shh, shh. I'm right here.
Come on. We can't stay here.
[With that, they climb onto Aladar, who looks one last time at the island, the birds are flying in the skies, that was once his and his family's home before turning around and walking off.]
Now, now, Suri. There's nothing to be afraid of.
LOOK!
Ah!
Whoa! [velociraptor runs off] Do you see that?
What?
I did.
Me too!
Where did it go?
I don't know. Let's go see.
Leave it alone. Hey!
Shh, Dad!
It-It's 'scaring' Suri.
No, it's not.
Everyone just be quiet.
[as Aladar and the lemurs walk through the barren wasteland, they see a velociraptor, he looks curious on what it is and decide to check it out. When they find it, the raptor snarls at them. and soon seven others appear and start chasing them. The velociraptor jumps on Aladar and bites him on the side, and he roars of pain, the other Velociraptor jumps and snap it to Yar in the Aladar's back while he falls down]
Yar, grab on!
I can't reach!
Aladar, they're stopping!
Huh?
Stay out of my way!
You heard Kron! MOVE IT!!
Watch it!
Zini, get your head down! [sees Baylene, a brachiosaur; she strides over him]
Walkin' backward, huh? Well, let me know if that gets you there any faster! Keep those little legs moving, Url, or you'll get left behind!
Look at all the Aladars!
If you're even thinking of joining up...
Hang on! [catches up with Baylene]
Kron, There is a more protected spot further down the--
We'll rest here for the night. Go ahead, Bruton.
Oh, Eema! I wish we were at your nesting grounds now! All this pushing and shoving about, just for a place to sleep! I'm not used to this kind of behavior.
Baylene, you've got big feet; just give 'em a kick! [shoves a stygimoloch] GET!
Oh, I couldn't possibly... eh, shoo! Shoo!
Would you come on, Baylene? If you wanna get to the nesting grounds alive, show some backbone!
Hey there!
Ahhh!
Oh... sorry about that. Uh, it's just that, we overhead you talking and, umm...
Well, my word. Look at Url. He doesn't normally warm up to strangers so fast.
What an unfortunate blemish.
Good mud bath would clear those right up.
Excuse me?
Um, he's my grandfather. [chuckles] Couple of times removed.
Or a couple of species removed.
My name's Aladar. This is my family. We're all that's left.
Oh, dear. I'm so sorry.
Baylene's the last of her kind. Finding stragglers like her all along the way!
I heard you say something about "Nesting Grounds".
It is the most beautiful place there is, child. It's where the herd goes to have their babies.
Will we find anybody that looks...like us there?
Oh, the last few days, I've seen 'em all shapes and sizes. Who knows what we'll find? The hard job now is just getting there.
And we're being driven unmercifully.
By who?
Kron, the herd's head honcho.
We can hardly keep up. An older woman like myself, it's...well, it's positively indecent.
Then tell him! What's the worst he can do? [Neera, Kron, and Bruton approach; Url nervously walks out of the way; Bruton growls; Kron rudely pushes past] Hey! What's his problem?
That's him, honey, Kron.
Huh. Excuse me! Kron! Got a second?
Get lost kid!
Relax Bruton. [comes up to Aladar] Who are you?
Uh...Aladar.
Why aren't you up here with the— [notices the lemurs on Aladar's back] ...uh, young bloods? [snorts at them]
Well, I was back here talking to these guys. I guess they're having a hard time keeping up. So, you know, maybe you could slow down a bit?
Hmm! Let the weak set the pace. Now, there's an idea. Better let me do the thinking from now on, Aladar.
Hey! They need help back here!
Watch yourself, boy. [leaves with a dismissive snort]
Don't worry. That's how my brother treats newcomers… no matter how charming they are. [follows Kron away]
You sure know how to catch a girl's eye there, stud!
I wouldn't be catching nobody's eye if I was you. Especially Neera's. You just keep your head down, and you mind what Kron tells you.
Since when do we take orders from the likes of him?!
Kron has swatted flies bigger than you, pops.
I could hold that monster's brain in the palm of my-!
No, Yar, she's right. Better to keep our heads down with this bunch than get 'em bitten off by those things.
Well, you just consider yourself lucky that's all that's following us.
[When velociraptors playing fighting biting each other but the raptor stop fighting, and furious looking an scaring eye behind to it]
Hey wake up, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already! [Aladar snoring again, he looks confused and checking open Aladar's eye, sarcastically] Hey! Hello! Anybody in there?
Zini, what are you doing?
I believe you left a wake-up call for the dawn of time. COME ON! Move it!
What's the hurry?
Something's up. The herd's gathering without us. Let's check it out.
Rise and shine! Kron says everybody goes. [trying to Iguanodon's stomach, and up in the feet] Come on, get up! On your feet!
Heh. The charm never stops around here.
You saying something?
Uh, no, no, sir.
Unless you got a death wish, you and that little parasite better get MOVING!
Sheesh! Is that guy ugly or what? Hey, hey, hey, [to Neera] there's your girlfriend.
What are you takin' about?
You know what I'm takin' about: Neera. [about Neera] Scaly skin, Yellow eyes. Big ankles.
Yeah, I made a real I'm on her.
What you need is a little help from the 'love monkey.'
The 'love monkey?'
Ow! Baby! [calling howling out to Neera and the 2 iguandon children]
That, children, is what's known as a jerkasaurus.
And with that, the ice is broken.
We've got a lot of first-timers here. Make sure they get it. We stop for nothing, and no one.
If this is your first crossing, listen up. There is no water till we reach the other side. And you'd better keep up, 'cause if a predator catches you, you're on your own. Move out!
Oh, my goodness. It looks like a very long walk.
And hot. If you smell somethin' sizzlin', it could be me.
On your feet, Eema. We can't let those things eat you. They're out there waiting.
[Dawn: the Velociraptors are still feeding on the Struthiomimid, when they notice the Carnotaurs and flee]
The lake!
We made it?
It's just over that... that hill, baby.
Oh, thank goodness.
Come on, Eema. Water, remember water?
Oh, it's time to refresh my memory. [Kron drives the herd unmercifully across the hot sunny desert, losing a couple of members in the process, until they finally reach the lake] I'm just gonna walk right into that lake until the water's up to my eyeballs and soak it all in. [sighs]
Maybe the rains collected somewhere else. What do you want us to do?
Take a scout and check the entire perimeter. [Bruton to take scout and check the entire perimeter to see if there's any water. a two iguanodon children turns face to Kron] ENOUGH! You have to be strong now! The nesting grounds are only a few days away! KEEP MOVING!
Kron, we've never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, we'll lose half the herd.
Then we save the half that deserves to live. [distinctive Iguanodon bellowing roars at herd]
What? They're moving already? Oh-ho, we'll never keep up.
There was water here, always water here before. We always had water, always, and... plenty of mud. [coughs]
Oh, Eema, please. The herd won't wait, we must carry on.
You gotta get up!
There was water everywhere.
There is no water, dear.
Baylene, don't move.
Oh, what is it? What's wrong?
Did you hear that?
I sure do. Lift your foot, Baylene.
Ooh!
Now press down.
I always did like big girls!
Water!
Oh, my goodness!
Water! Come on!
He found water.
That's it, Eema. Come drink.
Kron, look, all we had to do is dig, and--
Good. Now, get out of the way.
Wait! Wait! There's enough for everyone! Ah!
Ooh!
Eema! [as he is pushed by the thristy herd trying to make their way to the water; sarcastically] That's it! Keep pushing and... [he gets shoved to Parasaurolophus] Shoving! That's very helpful.
Now, you come out on 3. 1...2...3! Come on, come on out. No one's gonna hurt you.
Hey, hey. What's going on?
The "little Aladars" haven't had anything to drink. I think they're scared of me.
Well, who wouldn't be? You are pretty scary. [to the young iguanodons] Come on! Take it easy! She's just a hairball.
And proud of it! Come on; he's going to find you some water!
Just dig and press... [the young iguanodons fight] come on! Let's have a little teamwork. Let's work together a bit. There: just take a foot, and press... [All three do so, and water fills the waterhole]. Good job, Suri. [to the young iguanodons] So, where're your parents anyway?
A lot of us are on our own now. [beat]. You like kids, I see.
Well, the skinny ones can be a little chewy. [both laugh. Beat]. I'm Aladar... the;–– jerkasaurus.
Oh! Sorry, about that.
You're probably right.
Why did you help that old one?
What else could we do? Leave her behind? Oh! You mean you'd actually;––?!
Well, that happens all the time... you don't survive if you're not...
Strong enough?
Yeah.
Is that you talking? Or your brother?
Everything's so different... I don't know what to think anymore.
Look, Neera, if we all watch out for each other, we all have a chance of getting to your Nesting Grounds.
You sound so sure.
I'm not! But it's all I know. So, water! I'll get you some water. [digs]
Can I try?
Sure! Just - press!
Oh, sorry.
No, you first.
One down, and... well, one down.
Kron! Carnotaurs!
What? They never come this far north!
The fireball must have driven them out.
You've led them right to us! MAYBE YOU CAN FEED THEM WITH YOUR HIDE! Move the herd out, double time!
What's happening?
My brother's moving the herd. Kron! What's going on?
Carnotaurs. If we don't keep moving, they'll catch up to us.
But the others in the back, they'll never make it.
They'll slow down the predators.
You can't sacrifice them like this! [calls out to the herd] HOLD IT! THAT COULD BE YOU BACK THERE, OR YOU!
If you ever interfere again, I'll kill you. [begins to walk away, but notices Neera approaching Aladar] STAY AWAY FROM HIM! [pushes Neera away from Aladar, who growls in anger]
Aladar, no! You just - Just go. I'll be okay.
Let's go! Let's go! Carnotaurs!
Carno-what?
Carnotaur! A mouth full of teeth with a bad attitude! Let's go!
Come on, you guys, get on, get on! We're gonna get left behind! [starts running for the herd] Let's go! Hurry up! We're losing them!
Aladar, slow down!
[Aladar stops and looks behind to see Baylene and Eema struggling to follow. Then he turns to see Neera, Kron, and the rest of the herd leaving without them. Aladar chooses to stay with Baylene and Eema to ensure their survival]
Oh, joy. Blisters!
I got blisters ON my blisters.
You don't wanna know where I got blisters... [hears a bellow]
What was that?
It came from up ahead.
Okay, what's the worst thing it could be?
A Carnotaur.
Okay, what's the second worst thing it could be?
TWO Carnotaurs! [shudders] Oh my goodness! O my goodness!
That's it! I'm gone!
Everybody! We don't know for sure! It could be the herd. Let's check it out.
Oh, it's Bruton!
It appears we weren't the only ones left behind.
What happened?
Carnotaurs. We should keep moving.
We can't just leave him here!
We can if we move fast enough!
Hey, you don't look so good. Let me help me you.
Save your pity. I just need some rest. Now, get away from me!
Suit yourself. [hears thunder and sees Url with a stalactite in his mouth, moving towards a cave] If you change your mind, we'll be in those caves.
It's dark, but at least it's dry.
I like dry. It's the dark part I'm having trouble with. [accidentally steps on Url's spikes] OWW! Sorry, Url. Sturdy li'l thing, ain't he?
Ahem. We appear to have a visitor.
You coming in or what?
What is it with you?
At least I know enough to get in out of the rain. Now, come on. On your feet. [helps Bruton up and guides him into the cave] Uh, you can lie down with us. It's warmer.
May I remind you that he's one of them?
Well, looks like he's one of us now. [goes to lie down with the others]
Who booked this trip anyway?
Ah, you'll be at the Nesting Grounds soon enough.
Well, when I get there, I'm gonna give Kron a piece of my mind.
You tell him, Eema.
[Url lies on his back and falls asleep] .
If I could sleep that deep, I'd be in paradise.
If you could sleep that deep, honey, you'd be dead.
This plant grew on our island. It will make you feel better. [takes some of the plant's juice and sprinkles it on Bruton's wounds]
Why is he doing this? Pushing them on with false hope?
It's hope that's gotten us this far.
But why doesn't he let them accept their fate? I've accepted mine.
And what is your fate?
To die here. It's the way things are.
Only if you give up, Bruton. It's your choice, not your fate. Well, the plant will help. [leaps away; Bruton takes the plant]
Shh. Carnotaurs.
What do we do?
Wake the others.
Oh! [her neck touches the ceiling, causing a rock to fall and hit Eema]
Go! Go! Hurry! Move it, Eema! [the Carnotaur grabs him by the tail and drags him back]
Aladar! Aladar!
I'll hold them off! You help the others! [crashes purposely into the stone columns supporting the roof; he and one of the Carnotaurs are buried]
Bruton! [He comes back and tries to help Bruton, but the rocks fall on Bruton before he can] Bruton! NoooooOOOO!!!! [Coughs] Bruton!
You did what you could.
[A Carnotaurus distance roars on the rocks; Aladar look at the rocks, who's trying to push a rocks trying to get anger and he's very ugly snarling, is the one Carnotaurus left push out of the rocks; A dead second Carnotaurus, Aladar mouns to death Bruton's sacrifice was not completely in vain, as the other Carnotaurus died with him, the large Carnotaurus survives, however, leaving and roaring in vengeance, before continuing his search for the herd.]
Okay, okay, let's do it again, let's do it again. Uh... I spy, with my little eye...
A rock.
You got it again! O, you are good.
Well, I'll tell you what I spy: a dead end.
What have we done now?
I guess we just go back.
Hang on a moment.
Zini, what is this?
You smell that?
Yes.
Get a load of that.
Nice show.
Everybody, stand back. We're outta here! [tries to break the rocks, the cave collapses]
RUN!!
Unh!
ALADAR, LOOK OUT!!
Noooooo! [tries to break the rocks, but fails]
Aladar, we'll go back.
Back to what? It's gone. We're not meant to survive.
Oh yes we were! We're here, aren't we? And how dare you waste that good fortune, by simply giving up? Hah, shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you! The worst of it is, you allowed an old fool like me to believe I was needed, that I still had a purpose. And you know what? You were right. And I'm going to keep on believing it. I for one am not willing to die here! [rears up and strikes the cave-in again and again]
Oh my goodness.
The Nesting Grounds...It's untouched.
Our new home...
AND IT COMES WITH A POOL! [suri laughing] You're lady, you're lady and whooo!
Whoo, whoo, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
CANNONBALL! [jump in the lake]
Ha. Amateur.
LOOK OUT BELOW!
Not bad! But I don't get it. Where's the herd?
Not to mention Neera!
Oh, they'll get here...soon enough. Oh, no!
Eema?
I spoke too soon.
What is it?
That, is the way we used to get in here. [indicates a towering pile of stones, blocking an entrance to the valley]
They'll never make it over that!
Aladar, wait! Wait! Kron'll eat you alive!
Let him try. [runs off]
I just hope Kron's in a listening mood...
We have to keep trying. For our survival, our future is over these rocks. NOW, LET'S GO HOME! [the herd starts going over the rocks Kron looks around for someone as an example before seeing the orphans; to the two iguanodon children] You'll make it, won't you, boys? [starts shoving them with his head]
No.
Watch them, They're tough! [to the herd] If they can do it, SO CAN YOU!
KRON! [they look back as he approaches the herd] Get the herd out of here! A Carnotaur's coming!
Keep moving!
Stop! I've been to the valley! There's a safer way!
Go on! Show them! [he shoves one of the orphans]
Kron, listen to him!
Look, we've got to go now!
Go where?! Straight to the Carnotaurs?!
If we hurry, we can get around them! You can't get over those rocks! There's a sheer drop on the other side! [Kron angrily shoves the orphans more] YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE HERD! I know a way to the valley, and everybody can make it! [to the herd] Now, follow me!
Kron!
THEY'RE STAYING WITH ME!
All right let's go!
[Fed up with being challenged, Kron loses his temper and attacks Aladar, who fights back. Kron violently attacks Aladar, but he then gets knocked to the ground by Aladar twice. Kron throws sand in Aladar's eyes, slashes Aladar across his chest with his spiked thumb by making a deep cut, knocks Aladar into the ground, and nearly kills Aladar by delivering a deadly strike, but Neera saves Aladar by knocking Kron to the ground. Neera, having grown fed up with Kron's stubbornness and cruelty, turns against Kron by helping Aladar to continue towards the valley along with the herd]
NEERA!!!! [Neera doesn't flinch, so Kron starts climbing over the rocks all by himself, but the carnotaur approaches the herd] He's led that monster right to us! This way! [continues climbing over the rocks]
No! Don't move! If we scatter, he'll pick us off! [to the herd] Stand together!
Kron!
No, no! [attacks the carnotaur, who wounds him]
Kron.
Welcome home.
Move over, everybody! Bringin' in babies is what I do best!
I'd say it's been a few years since you hatched anything!
You're right. So, let me practice on your head!
Look! Somebody wants to meet you! [to the newborn iguanodon] Oh, aren't you the cutest little small-fry I ever did see!
Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!.
Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.
Well done, little one!
Come 'ere, you little rascal; lemme take a good look at you... [the baby pees on him] yep. You're your father's son all right. [hands the baby over to Plio]
Hey, look what I found! New neighbors! [indicates five female lemurs]. Any of you ladies up for a game of "Monkey in the Middle"? [female lemurs playing on him] Easy, now! Easy! Hey!
And so, None of us we know what changes, big and small, lie ahead. One thing is certain; our journey's not over. We can only hope that, in some small way, our time here will be remembered.