Tip
[Repeated line]
Another plan perfectly executed.
A line from Tip
Oh, sure, that's it. Take your time. Kick back. Relax. Let's all just LINGER HERE AND DIE!
More lines from Tip
2 quotes Tip
Tip
A fork? We're risking our tails for a fork?
Scenes with Tip
3 scenes Tip
C'mon, Miss Popularity. We have a previous engagement, remember?
Merboy
Was that a... penguin?
Melody
Hi. I'm Melody.
Dash
This here's Tip, and I'm Dash.
Tip
Excuse me, Mr. I-Spill-My-Guts-To-Total-Strangers. You just blew our cover!
Dash
I was just trying to be friendly.
Melody
Guys, I really have to get going, so if you could...
Dash
Aww, see? Now she's gonna leave, and it's all your fault.
Tip
MY FAULT?! She's...She's probably allergic to blubber!
Dash
Oh yeah? Well...maybe she doesn't like BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY!
Melody
[Tip gasps dramatically]
Guys...
Tip
Well, you can't fly, either!
Dash
And...you walk funny.
Melody
Guys!
Tip
OH, YEAH?! Well...um...YOU CAN'T FLY EITHER!
Melody
GUYS! [the bickering duo finally stop] Do either of you know how to get to Atlantica? I don't have much time.
Dash
Why do you want to go to Atlantica?
Melody
I have to get something that was stolen from a friend. [shows them her tail] If not...I'll turn back into a...
Dash
A what? Turn back into a what?
Melody
A human.
Tip
[startled gasp]
I knew there was something UN-fishy about you! [turns to leave] Tough break, sister. Drop us a line. Let us know how it all turns out.
Dash
[stops Tip with a fore-flipper and turns him around]
We'll take you!
Melody
You will?
Tip
We will?!
Dash
She's a damsel in distress. It's our big chance.
Tip
We're guppies, man. Jellyfish.
Dash
The great Tip and Dash: cowards-slash-losers.
Tip
[has an idea]
Okay, on the one hand, we can live a long, healthy life; albeit as disgusting, pathetic, cowardly...uh...
Dash
Worms?
Tip
That's good! Good. Cowardly worms. On the other hand, we could gather our courage, if we had any, and storm the fortress and be heroes!
Dash
Yeah. Until they hack us up into fishbait!
Tip
You're right.
Dash
[Strange green lights begin to flash from Morgana's iceberg lair] [gasps]
Melody's in there. She might be in big trouble! She might really need our help!
Tip
So what's it gonna be? A lifetime as worms... or two minutes as heroes?
