Q
[Bond has just shot M in the shoulder during a training exercise]
Forgive my mentioning it, 007, but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
James Bond
Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.
Q
There's always an excuse, isn't there, 00-Zero?
Bond
Give me the old firing range any day, quartermaster.
Q
Yes, well it's called the future, so get used to it.
