Waiter
What is your name?
General Aladeen
Allison Burgers.
Waiter
That's a made-up name. What's your real name?
General Aladeen
Ladis.
General Aladeen
Ladis what?
General Aladeen
Ladis Washurum.
Waiter
[notices "Ladies washroom" sign]
So your name is like the sign "Ladies washroom"?
General Aladeen
Oh...
Waiter
That's a made-up name. What is your name? I am interested. We are interested. [everyone in the restaurant starts looking at Aladeen]
General Aladeen
Emploice.
General Aladeen
Emploice what?
General Aladeen
Emploice... Muswashans.
Waiter
[notices "Employees must wash hands" sign]
That is a made-up name. What is your real name?
General Aladeen
Max.
General Aladeen
Max what?
General Aladeen
Imumoocupancyu one-hundred-and-twenty.
Waiter
[notices "Maximum occupancy not to exceed 120 persons" sign]
There's a number in the name? Who are you?! Aladeen's sympathizer?!
